Ep. 186 - 3 Ninjas

Another Patreon exclusive is out of the vault and we're talking the 1992 movie 3 Ninjas! Are Jake and Cody recording together for the first time? What do we think about the UFO/UAP news? Is one of us an alien? Did an alien make this movie? Was ninja stock up in the 90s? Does the movie hold up? Was the grandpa’s stunt double obvious? How is 9/11 connected to this movie and actor Victor Wong? Would Tum Tum survive in real life? Would be be able to defeat the 3 Ninjas in a fight? Is Anthony taking the 3 Ninjas side? Why couldn’t the villain Snyder tell that the undercover white cop at the beginning of the movie wasn’t Arab? Was Snyder a generic 90s villain? Why was the only black kid in the movie cast as a bully? Was the dad a racist? Was he an absent father? Does he deadname his children? Are the 3 Ninjas ACAB? What happened to their babysitter after they were kidnapped? Would we be the 3 stoner villains in the movie? Were they similar to Bill & Ted/Koopa’s henchmen in the 90s Super Mario Bros. Movie? Could we take the kidnappers in a fight? Was Anthony inspired as a kid to use laxative against home intruders? What scenes do we remember the most vividly? When was the last time we all watched this movie? Do we like this more than Super Mario Bros. 93? Did this movie have any notable actors? How is this movie connected to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie? Was the TMNT movie not made for kids? What else has the director of this movie, Jon Turteltaub, made? Are we planning to do an episode on Warriors of Virtue? Is Cody doing stand-up comedy with a bunch of big names in LA this week? What happened to sketch comedy? What is Jake’s Patreon exclusive dark secret? What is the scar of shame? Who had the best first dark secret? Who should be murdered for their dark secret? Which 3 Ninjas would each of us be? Why do Snyder’s henchmen wear plastic visors? Did the 3 Ninjas boil a guy’s face off? Does the soundtrack have too much whimsy? Would these kids be taken by CPS? Who would win: the 3 Ninjas or Kevin McCallister from Home Alone? Can the Pigeon Lady and Shovel Man take on the grandpa? Who had better traps for the bad guys: Kevin or the 3 Ninjas? Is diarrhea their only weapon? Did the 3 Ninjas almost murder a guy by hanging? Was Emily an undercover agent for Snyder… or secretly his daughter?! Who had the coolest mask? Which ninja was the best actor? Does Cody have any ninja skills? Would he be the greatest or worst ninja? Would Cody survive a ninja attack? Should they reboot the 3 Ninjas? Who would play are grandpa if we were cast in the reboot? Do we have the Stephen Rosenfield-like ability to get $7000 from each Patron? Could we have beaten the bullies in a game of basketball? Does 2 months of training as a ninja equal dope basketball skills? Are the sequels to this movie any good?

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